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Category Archives: Funny
Funny Quotes
Peter to Anna Marie: “Whenever I hurt you, it’s an ‘I’m sorry’ or an accident.”
Tabetha:
“Changing table…cutting board…what’s the difference?” 🙂
Peter: “Anna Marie, I have 3 head aches!”
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Whose Telling on Who
Peter: “Mommy, mommy! Phillip’s telling on me!”
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Final Exams
This was in a newsletter from Bethlehem Women Active for Christ in Ashland City, TN.
At Duke University, there were four Sophomores taking Chemistry and all had an “A” so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final, they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends, but on the way back, had gotten a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed that they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. The professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem, worth 5 points–cool! They, in separate rooms, thought this would be easy…Then they turned the page. On the second page was written, “For 95 points–which tire?”
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Just a Husband
Today, Luke and Anna were discussing how people have to work to provide for their families. Anna’s comment was, “Oh, so some people have to do all the work, and some people are husbands.”
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Am I a Dumb Blonde?
Tonight Luke and I got the opportunity to take a shower together. As we were drying off, we were talking about the dumb blonde joke that goes like this.
Q: How do you drown a dumb blonde? A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
I decided to be funny and imitate her by sniffing. For those of you who haven’t tried it, sniffing when your face is wet is not a good idea. I sputtered, and Luke said, “Or tell her a joke in the shower.”
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Did You Mean Chairman?
This is hilarious!! Check it out! Oh, and don’t forget to read the comments!! They are funny, too!!
The Browser: Google’s Troubling Typo
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What a Surprise!!!
Anna Marie and Bethany had a joint birthday party last night. As Anna Marie was opening one of her cards, Peter sat there watching her. When she pulled the card out of the envelope, he excitedly shouted with genuine surprise, “It’s a birthday card!!!!”
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Training Pants or Panting Train?
Phillip is finally potty trained!!!! At least during the day. He only has an accident about once or twice per week!! That is wonderful progress!! Yahoo!!!!!
Anyway, today he came to me with his pants around his ankles to excitedly announce that he had successfully made it to the potty. As he was walking back to the bathroom, he kicked a balloon that was laying on the floor. But because his pants were holding his ankles together like train cars, both feet went up in the air, and he had an unexpected crash with the floor!!
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Am I Breathing?
Ph: Mom, am I breathing?
Me: uummm…..yes.
Ph: OK. I guess I need a breathing treatment.
Makes sense. Whenever you are coughing, you get cough medicine. So I guess Phillip figured that whenever he breathes, he needs a breathing treatment.
Phillip has azthma and seems to thoroughly enjoy the attention he gets from it. Sometimes he gets to be cuddled in Mom or Dad’s lap or, at the very least, he gets to stay up later than the other kids. I think maybe he misses being the baby of the family. Sometimes he gets creative in trying to get medicine or breathing treatments – like breathing just to get a breathing treatment!! 🙂
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