I believe I met Baby Black Beard tonight. She is about two and a half feet tall, with blond hair, blue eyes, and a black mustache and beard! Don’t believe me? Here is my proof!

No, we did not feed her mud! She happened to have her first taste of black beans tonight. Nobody was impressed but Candice. She even went for seconds! Wanna see what she thought about the bowl I served her in?

Doesn’t she look satisfied and about to pop?

This concludes the story of how I became acquainted with Baby Black Beard. Stay tuned for the story of Baby Clean Face. 🙂