I have been marking favorite tweets on twitter for months and have not shared them with you. Since my twitter tools broke on me today, I decided to take this opportunity to share. Since I have been saving for so long, I will spread them between 2 days. Stay tuned next Sunday for a double blessing – two weeks worth of my tweets! 😉

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   sandraherseySometimes God allows you to go into the fiery furnace, but He ALWAYS shows up and protects you so you will not even smell of smoke!10:01 AM Jun 27th from web
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   NatalieGrantUm….sorry 4 the last one. Gracie just sent her 1st Twitter…..7:32 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
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   NatalieGrantScfxsz z;;,/27:31 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
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   scottersDog, under desk…accidentally turned off surge protector. He’s apparently helping test Windows 7.1:06 PM May 31st from web
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   stretchmarkmamaI now have kids who are 3, 5, and 7. Don’t even attempt to take away the mathematical joy that I get from that.11:07 PM May 30th from web
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   stretchmarkmama7YO: “Mom? Are you gonna jump on the inflatables? . . . Nooo, you’d probably pop ’em.”10:28 PM May 30th from web
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   stretchmarkmamaI can never figure out why my spam is chock-full of ads about stretch marks. And then? (*slapping hand against forehead*)2:12 AM May 18th from web
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   stretchmarkmama@giddytab ★ ♫ ♥ ☆ I just saved an old message (from someone else) as a favorite–and I just copy-paste those cute little symbols. 🙂11:27 PM May 8th from web in reply to giddytab
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   stretchmarkmamaJust opened 529 savings accounts for the kids. So…if I put in $100 today, what’s that gonna be worth in ten years? FIVE DOLLARS?11:04 PM May 8th from web
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    RobertHruzekI tell ya; people sure have short attention spans around here! Why can’t folks focus on the task at han- ooh! Cupcakes!9:06 AM May 8th from twhirl
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    DanielleBeanHey all you “music-plays-when-I-open-your-blog” people: Cut it out!10:56 AM May 7th from TweetDeck
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    gregwindHave decided my tea/asprin/lozenge strategy for fighting this flu is like throwing ice cubes out the window because it’s hot out.7:19 AM May 6th from TweetDeck
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    scottersSorry, but I’ve fulfilled my daily quota for putting out fires. Please schedule yours accordingly. K? Thx.3:09 PM May 4th from twidroid
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    RobertHruzek“May the Fourth be with you.” – I just got it! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! (OK, I’m a bit slow.)10:48 AM May 4th from twhirl
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    scottersRT @larrymwalkerjr: http://twitpic.com/4dh4k – Gross: Is this the cure or cause of the swine flu? Watch your kids. #followfriday #swineflu9:10 PM May 1st from TweetDeck
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    sprittibeeMy daughter just asked me “What if Burger King and Dairy Queen got married?” I said, “Man those would be some greasy babies.”5:09 PM May 1st from TweetDeck
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    crossmarkWife: “Think I can lose 10 lbs in the next two weeks?” Me: “Maybe if you cut off your head.” Wife: Not amused.11:44 PM Jan 12th from TweetDeck
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    stretchmarkmama7YO, after asking me how I learned to type: “Mom? Did the typewriters SEND stuff? Like e-mail? WAS THERE EVEN PAPER BACK THEN?”6:59 PM Jan 12th from web
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    stretchmarkmamaYou know, back when I had a “boring” life, I had ALL KINDS of time to write. And nothing to write about.5:58 PM Jan 12th from web
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    stretchmarkmamaChristmas shopping. Online. 7YO hollers to sibs: “Don’t go near mom! She’s buying our presents!” HELLO, PEOPLE. I WILL SHOP FOREVER.1:38 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
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    giddytabMy 8YO is saying, “Duh!” to my 10 month old to hear her say it back. She almost has the tone down! 🙂7:07 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    patsyclairmontWe were admiring the snow out the windows when Les said, “Look.” Among the scampering snowflakes there fluttered a butterfly. Huh?3:36 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from web
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    giddytabMy computer is being taken hostage by my 8YO who needs it for school.12:22 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMy 2YO has learned to open doors. Knew it was coming soon. Now I just need to teach her not to go in her room when my 10 mo old is napping.11:48 AM Nov 25th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabI am SO glad that God provides for our needs and does it at the exact right moment!!!4:30 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from web
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    giddytabDo people still wear watches? I used to but don’t seem to need it anymore since I have a clock on my phone.9:17 PM Nov 22nd, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabCandice just took three steps!!8:55 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMy 2 YO just asked to watch Spy Kids? Heh?4:01 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMy 10 mo old just took a single step before falling!!1:57 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabA yell in the house is more difficult to hear than a whisper.12:17 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabWhy is it that my 2YO wants to ride my 10 mo old like a horse? 😐7:49 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMy 10 mo old is on a roll today. She has learned to raise the toilet lid. Fortunately I rescued her before she took a potty bath. 🙂6:00 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabCrushed Ice, I love you!!!!!9:55 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabgrumpiest teething 10 month old I’ve ever met…..EVER!!9:35 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMy 10 month old has learned how to flush the toilet!! She’s done it twice tonight. Yes, the toilet lid was down! 🙂9:04 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabFunny. My 8YO always asks if a small meal portion is “too much,” while my 6yo always asks if a humongous one is “enough.”6:57 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMy (almost) 3YO has learned to say “NO WAY!” Only problem is, she has no idea what it means or when to say it! 🙂4:30 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytab@simpsonsparadox I know! We only eat them once a month or so.3:19 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitKit in reply to simpsonsparadox
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    giddytabHad on time 2 rewet & style hair this am. Fortunately it is raining! The rain is my friend!11:39 AM Nov 15th, 2008 from txt
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    giddytabStraightening up the house for company this evening. Kids are helping and excited to do it! 🙂1:51 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMaking hot tea, baking pies, and cooking beans (yes, the same ones I soaked on Wednesday…just a bit behind on that one). 😀10:51 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabdrinking hot tea while blogging (still).11:30 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabReading the Bible with my hubby.11:02 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit