Funnies

I had heard some of these before but not all of them. I wanted to share. (I got these from a weekly newsletter sent out at church)
Ever Wonder Why?

Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery?”

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice?”

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a “broker?”

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called “rush hour?”

Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestrictible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called “apartments” when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so fafe, why do they call part of the airport “terminals?”

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
It suddenly dawned on me that I sound like a curious 3 year old!! Why, Mommy, Why? At least this time you don’t have to think of the answers!!

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