Since my twitter tools still seems to be broken, I decided to manually share my tweets with you from the last few weeks. I know you are dying to know them all, so enjoy! 🙂

• Told my 3YO I needed to wash the table before dinner. A few minutes later, I turned around ot see her cleaning off the table for me! WOW!!10:10 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie
• Watching my 17 month old, who is learning to be gentle with my mama’s little chihuahua puppy! It is so cute!10:12 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie
• @dotcomlarry I love Christmas music any time of year!Now I want to listen to some! Pandora, here I come! 🙂10:13 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie in reply to dotcomlarry
• Decided to experiment with sliding down the deck stairs on my back this afternoon. Boy am I gonna be sore tomorrow!!1:59 AM Jun 20th from Tweetie
• Who ever heard of a sprained neck? Apparently there is such a thing and let me tell you, it is a pain in the neck!! 🙂4:58 PM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
• @NatalieGrant Good for you! 10:00 PM Jun 23rd from Tweetie in reply to NatalieGrant
• My 7YO son is counting in Chinese while brushing his teeth! That is what I call talent!! 🙂8:11 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
• @stretchmarkmama The Mouse and the Motorcycle? Stuart Little? Charlotte’s Web?10:02 PM Jun 23rd from Tweetie in reply to stretchmarkmama
• My 7YO son is counting in Chinese while brushing his teeth! That is what I call talent!! 🙂8:11 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
• I just had a skin reaction to “gentle & sensitive hypo-allergenic, non-greasy, fragrance free” sunblock that is “gentle enough for babies.”8:40 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
• @NatalieGrant It just lets us all know how normal you really are. 🙂8:46 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie in reply to NatalieGrant
• Just left a soft drink in the freezer too long for the first time. And what a 1st time it was! I left it in for 7 hrs!! Talk about a MESS!!8:49 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
• Luke and I met a guy this afternoon from France who works for Yahoo! Pretty cool!9:19 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
• I am in charge of 9 children today ranging in age from 17 mo to 10 yrs! Somehow it seem easier to have 9 than 5; they entertain each other!10:54 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
• The sky is falling!! The sky is falling!!11:10 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
• Oh no! My kids ate cupcakes! Now they’ll be climbing the walls! Wait…..they already do that!! 😀1:06 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
• Do birds urinate? If so, I think I just got bombed!! 😐4:26 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
• Sitting outside while kids blow bubbles, play ball, write with chalk, ride the scooter, and have an all around good time!4:28 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
• I think Tweetie is broken. It hasn’t shown any new tweets in like 3 days! 🙁5:39 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
• The extra kids have gone home, and it seems so quiet in the house, yet there are still 5 children here. Cool!5:39 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
• Okay, Tweetie has only been messed up for one day. Guess this has been a long day!5:40 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
• After telling my kids they needed sleep to keep from getting sick, my 7YO said, “We can’t get sick! We’re allergic to sick!”5:41 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
• Teaching my 6YO to clean the outside of the toilet. He’s doing great! One problem; he was using fresh dish water. Ew! Running more water…about 10 hours ago from Tweetie

And now it’s time for more of Tabetha’s Favorite Tweets!!!! Are you excited? Good! 🙂

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   giddytabCan you tell I changed my wording in my last tweet? Was supposed to be “my” son, not “your son,” although if yours is singing, I”ll let him.9:40 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit

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   giddytabHow can I tell your son to be quiet in bed when he is singing scripture? Maybe I’ll just let him sing himself to sleep. 🙂9:35 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit

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   giddytabMaybe it has something to do with missing out on a bath for 3 weeks b/c of a fractured leg.9:07 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit

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   giddytabWow! I think my 10 mo old is going to keep me way busier than the others! She was all over the place while I was trying to bathe her!9:07 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit

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   giddytabPutting my kids to work cleaning in the kitchen while I bake banana bread. Gotta do something with those over ripe bananas, right? 🙂2:21 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit

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   giddytabBut that ain’t all. You’d be doing yourself a favor if you read it. 2 Corinthians 3:7-18.12:48 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit

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   giddytab2 Corinthians 3:17 is especially relevant to the US. “Now the Lord is the Spirit; and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.”12:47 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit

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   giddytabGreat Read: 2 Corinthians 3:7-18. You might have to read it a few times to really understand it.12:43 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit

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   giddytabAnybody ever heard of 2-knuckle scrolling? That’s what I was doing while eating a juicy orange. 🙂12:32 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit

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    giddytabSo much for being such a great homemaker today. After soaking the beans, I didn’t get them on in time to actually eat them before church!3:46 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from TwitKit

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    KellyschaosMy daughter is sitting on the toilet with her gameboy playing zelda…..*sigh*3:11 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from TweetDeck

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    giddytabMaking brown rice for lunch & soaking beans for supper. I’ve got this homemaking down today! Now to get the kids down from the ceiling! 🙂12:34 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from TwitKit

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    giddytabHow is it that my 10 month old can push one key on my laptop and throw the very message I am reading in the trash?3:09 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitKit

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    giddytabSomehow mopping the floor led to rearranging the furniture. I know what you men are thinking, “Women!” But I just can’t help it! 🙂3:04 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitKit

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    giddytabFor those of you who didn’t know, 2-finger scroll is way cool!11:45 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitKit

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    giddytabTrying to figure out how to shrink a link. 🙂11:24 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitKit

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    rocksinmydryerYou need to be following @maxlucado. Beautiful, lovely tweets!12:03 AM Nov 8th, 2008 from web

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    MaxLucadoOut on a dinner date with my wife. Wow, she is gorgeous!7:53 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from Twitterrific

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    RobertHruzek“To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant.” – Amos Alcott11:15 AM Nov 6th, 2008 from twhirl

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    RobertHruzek“We have to believe in free will. We’ve got no choice.” – Isaac Bashevis Singer9:31 AM Nov 6th, 2008 from twhirl

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    stretchmarkmamaIf the vacuum cleaner is at least sitting out when the speech therapist comes, does that count?12:25 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from web

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    RobertHruzek“A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.” – Theodore Roosevelt9:34 AM Nov 4th, 2008 from twhirl

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    stretchmarkmamaWas it necessary for Target to put those Halloween-wrapped Ghiradelli squares on clearance? WAS IT?!?!?3:55 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web

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    rocksinmydryerFlew Central Time to Pacific Time on Thurs, then back to Central Time on Sat, then Daylight Savings on Sun. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS.12:10 AM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web

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    giddytabJust said a thought was “slipping my hind.” Just one wrong consonant, right?9:52 PM Nov 2nd, 2008 from TwitKit

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    patsyclairmontI’m home and I’m especially grateful for my husbands welcome embrace. Love is enhanced by effort and deepened by commitment.9:43 PM Nov 2nd, 2008 from web

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    giddytabSince the old tea bag is so hot and hard to get out, why don’t I turn the kettle upside down and pour the last bit on my hand. Real bright!7:55 PM Nov 2nd, 2008 from TwitKit

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    rocksinmydryerThe Twix(es) for dinner were a bad idea.7:47 PM Nov 2nd, 2008 from web

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    patsyclairmontBrilliant how the sun colors the horizon in hope. I should rise up so wise.8:03 AM Oct 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific

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    HelloKityou know winter has arrived when soda in the car is colder than that in the fridge…1:14 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox

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    RobertHruzekTo young wippersnappers: “Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.” – W. Somerset Maugham9:53 AM Oct 30th, 2008 from twhirl

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    stretchmarkmamaMy friend just had her baby. Less than 2 hours of labor. One push. TELL ME HOW THAT’S FAIR.12:18 AM Oct 29th, 2008 from web

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    MaxLucadoWe’re asking our congregation to dedicate the hour they gain due to next Sunday’s time change to prayer for the country.8:58 PM Oct 28th, 2008 from Twitterrific

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    stretchmarkmamaDecided the kids needed to learn about REM sleep today. So I taught them by example.6:31 PM Oct 27th, 2008 from web

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    NatalieGrantMax Lucado just rapped on our shuttle bus. True story.7:52 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from txt

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    SheilaWalshI have been staring at at the TV screen for 2 minuters before I realized that it’s a Spanish channel and there’s nothing wrong with me6:56 AM Oct 25th, 2008 from txt

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    stretchmarkmamaBest part? Two days ago I realized one thing was missing, and I said to hubs… “STUPID checkout MAN”8:03 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web

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    stretchmarkmamaJust realized I left a bag of groceries in the van. Refrigerated stuff. THREE DAYS.8:03 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web

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    gregwindI’m getting a sense, that I am tired of something, but I don’t know what. #haiku7:43 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from TweetDeck

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    RobertHruzekWhat does it mean when I push my “Easy” button – and it starts to laugh hysterically? That can’t be good…4:09 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from twhirl

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    stretchmarkmamaRT @toddrhoades I ALMOST MISSED IT… TODAY IS NATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY. WHO KNEW? {I say, ANY day is a good day to SCREAM.}11:39 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web

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    lgedeonI have been out-geeked again by my wife @giddytab this time on twitter.10:25 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitKit

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    stretchmarkmamaJust realized that one of the blogs I follow is by a mom I know IN REAL LIFE. (SHE’S anonymous.) Does she follow me? F-R-E-A-K-Y.2:10 AM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web

I have been marking favorite tweets on twitter for months and have not shared them with you. Since my twitter tools broke on me today, I decided to take this opportunity to share. Since I have been saving for so long, I will spread them between 2 days. Stay tuned next Sunday for a double blessing – two weeks worth of my tweets! 😉

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   sandraherseySometimes God allows you to go into the fiery furnace, but He ALWAYS shows up and protects you so you will not even smell of smoke!10:01 AM Jun 27th from web
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   NatalieGrantUm….sorry 4 the last one. Gracie just sent her 1st Twitter…..7:32 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
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   NatalieGrantScfxsz z;;,/27:31 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
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   scottersDog, under desk…accidentally turned off surge protector. He’s apparently helping test Windows 7.1:06 PM May 31st from web
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   stretchmarkmamaI now have kids who are 3, 5, and 7. Don’t even attempt to take away the mathematical joy that I get from that.11:07 PM May 30th from web
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   stretchmarkmama7YO: “Mom? Are you gonna jump on the inflatables? . . . Nooo, you’d probably pop ’em.”10:28 PM May 30th from web
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   stretchmarkmamaI can never figure out why my spam is chock-full of ads about stretch marks. And then? (*slapping hand against forehead*)2:12 AM May 18th from web
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   stretchmarkmama@giddytab ★ ♫ ♥ ☆ I just saved an old message (from someone else) as a favorite–and I just copy-paste those cute little symbols. 🙂11:27 PM May 8th from web in reply to giddytab
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   stretchmarkmamaJust opened 529 savings accounts for the kids. So…if I put in $100 today, what’s that gonna be worth in ten years? FIVE DOLLARS?11:04 PM May 8th from web
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    RobertHruzekI tell ya; people sure have short attention spans around here! Why can’t folks focus on the task at han- ooh! Cupcakes!9:06 AM May 8th from twhirl
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    DanielleBeanHey all you “music-plays-when-I-open-your-blog” people: Cut it out!10:56 AM May 7th from TweetDeck
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    gregwindHave decided my tea/asprin/lozenge strategy for fighting this flu is like throwing ice cubes out the window because it’s hot out.7:19 AM May 6th from TweetDeck
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    scottersSorry, but I’ve fulfilled my daily quota for putting out fires. Please schedule yours accordingly. K? Thx.3:09 PM May 4th from twidroid
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    RobertHruzek“May the Fourth be with you.” – I just got it! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! (OK, I’m a bit slow.)10:48 AM May 4th from twhirl
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    scottersRT @larrymwalkerjr: http://twitpic.com/4dh4k – Gross: Is this the cure or cause of the swine flu? Watch your kids. #followfriday #swineflu9:10 PM May 1st from TweetDeck
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    sprittibeeMy daughter just asked me “What if Burger King and Dairy Queen got married?” I said, “Man those would be some greasy babies.”5:09 PM May 1st from TweetDeck
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    crossmarkWife: “Think I can lose 10 lbs in the next two weeks?” Me: “Maybe if you cut off your head.” Wife: Not amused.11:44 PM Jan 12th from TweetDeck
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    stretchmarkmama7YO, after asking me how I learned to type: “Mom? Did the typewriters SEND stuff? Like e-mail? WAS THERE EVEN PAPER BACK THEN?”6:59 PM Jan 12th from web
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    stretchmarkmamaYou know, back when I had a “boring” life, I had ALL KINDS of time to write. And nothing to write about.5:58 PM Jan 12th from web
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    stretchmarkmamaChristmas shopping. Online. 7YO hollers to sibs: “Don’t go near mom! She’s buying our presents!” HELLO, PEOPLE. I WILL SHOP FOREVER.1:38 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
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    giddytabMy 8YO is saying, “Duh!” to my 10 month old to hear her say it back. She almost has the tone down! 🙂7:07 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    patsyclairmontWe were admiring the snow out the windows when Les said, “Look.” Among the scampering snowflakes there fluttered a butterfly. Huh?3:36 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from web
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    giddytabMy computer is being taken hostage by my 8YO who needs it for school.12:22 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMy 2YO has learned to open doors. Knew it was coming soon. Now I just need to teach her not to go in her room when my 10 mo old is napping.11:48 AM Nov 25th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabI am SO glad that God provides for our needs and does it at the exact right moment!!!4:30 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from web
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    giddytabDo people still wear watches? I used to but don’t seem to need it anymore since I have a clock on my phone.9:17 PM Nov 22nd, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabCandice just took three steps!!8:55 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMy 2 YO just asked to watch Spy Kids? Heh?4:01 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMy 10 mo old just took a single step before falling!!1:57 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabA yell in the house is more difficult to hear than a whisper.12:17 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabWhy is it that my 2YO wants to ride my 10 mo old like a horse? 😐7:49 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMy 10 mo old is on a roll today. She has learned to raise the toilet lid. Fortunately I rescued her before she took a potty bath. 🙂6:00 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabCrushed Ice, I love you!!!!!9:55 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabgrumpiest teething 10 month old I’ve ever met…..EVER!!9:35 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMy 10 month old has learned how to flush the toilet!! She’s done it twice tonight. Yes, the toilet lid was down! 🙂9:04 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabFunny. My 8YO always asks if a small meal portion is “too much,” while my 6yo always asks if a humongous one is “enough.”6:57 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMy (almost) 3YO has learned to say “NO WAY!” Only problem is, she has no idea what it means or when to say it! 🙂4:30 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytab@simpsonsparadox I know! We only eat them once a month or so.3:19 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitKit in reply to simpsonsparadox
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    giddytabHad on time 2 rewet & style hair this am. Fortunately it is raining! The rain is my friend!11:39 AM Nov 15th, 2008 from txt
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    giddytabStraightening up the house for company this evening. Kids are helping and excited to do it! 🙂1:51 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabMaking hot tea, baking pies, and cooking beans (yes, the same ones I soaked on Wednesday…just a bit behind on that one). 😀10:51 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabdrinking hot tea while blogging (still).11:30 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit
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    giddytabReading the Bible with my hubby.11:02 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitKit