Category Archives: Funny

A No Touch Detour

Anna and I went to the airport tonight to pick up my mom, who is moving here. We rode a bus about 45 minutes to the airport. After using the restroom, I called Luke to let him know we had made it and could find our way around the airport quite well. That is when [...]

Picker Slapper

While listening to Peter read today, I was shocked when he suddenly slapped his own hand.
Me: Peter, why did you slap yourself?
Peter: I picked my nose. Daddy told me to slap my hand every time I pick my nose.
Me: (speechless and trying to hold back laughter)
Peter: I pick my nose a lot, so I slap [...]

Pick One Pic 2009-03-05

Ready to POP? Here goes! I will Pick One Pic and post it. What easier way is there to post 1000 words? I just hope I don’t get in trouble for posting this one!

Batman or Spiderman?

Normally when  child wears an outfit as soon as he possibly can, it is because it is his favorite outfit. Apparently that is not so with Peter. Tonight he was wearing a pair of Batman pajamas that he wears a lot. Here is how the conversation went:
me: Hey Batman
Peter: I’m not Batman. I like being [...]

Let's Get Rid of Them!

Today Anna, Peter, and I had dentist appointments. This meant that Phillip, who loves games, was going to be left at home with no one old enough to play games with. Luke was trying to make him feel better, and this is the conversation that occurred between my two jokesters.
Luke: We’re gonna get rid of [...]

The Mom Song

A friend shared a song with me on Sunday that was very good, but I will probably never be able to sing it. Yet I seem to sing it daily…at least parts of it. I will sing other parts of it when my children are a bit older.
I discovered that The Mom Song [...]

Eater of Onions

Over Thanksgiving holidays, I had this conversation with Phillip, who did not know that green bean casserole contained onions (of course, I’m not sure if french fried onions count).
Me: Phillip, you left a few onions on your plate.
Phillip: From what?
Me: From the green bean casserole.
Phillip: What?! I ate onions?! I guess I like onions then!

Doggie Pops

While my children were playing, I heard this conversation:
“He has the chicken pops.”
“No, he’s not a chicken. He’s a dog.”
“Oh, he has doggie pops.”

Van For Sale?

I just discovered this hilarious post… someone is trying to sell a van…… I think.
Hi All,
96 White Chevy Astro Van; Many NEW parts. Please come by and ask for Joesph anytime after 12:30pm, if interested. Asking $500.00 Firm. Come by and talk and he may go lower. The van runs good, but tends to overheat [...]

Just How Much is Everything?

While trying to train my children on how to clean their room, I suggested that they pile everything in the middle of the room. Somehow they got the idea to be silly and tease me a little bit (wonder where they got that from?).
Here is what I saw when I walked in the [...]