Monthly Archives: February 2007

Am I a Dumb Blonde?

Tonight Luke and I got the opportunity to take a shower together. As we were drying off, we were talking about the dumb blonde joke that goes like this.
Q: How do you drown a dumb blonde? A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
I decided to be funny and imitate her [...]

Did You Mean Chairman?

This is hilarious!! Check it out! Oh, and don’t forget to read the comments!! They are funny, too!!
The Browser: Google’s Troubling Typo

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5 Things that May Surprise You

I have been tagged by my husband (Big surprise….he loves chasing me and I have to let him catch me once in a while!!) I am supposed to tell you 5 things about myself that you might not already know. Let’s see. I have 3, I mean 4 children, but I bet you [...]

What a Surprise!!!

Anna Marie and Bethany had a joint birthday party last night. As Anna Marie was opening one of her cards, Peter sat there watching her. When she pulled the card out of the envelope, he excitedly shouted with genuine surprise, “It’s a birthday card!!!!”
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Training Pants or Panting Train?

Phillip is finally potty trained!!!! At least during the day. He only has an accident about once or twice per week!! That is wonderful progress!! Yahoo!!!!!
Anyway, today he came to me with his pants around his ankles to excitedly announce that he had successfully made it to the potty. As he was walking back to [...]

Am I Breathing?

Ph: Mom, am I breathing?
Me: uummm…..yes.
Ph: OK. I guess I need a breathing treatment.
Makes sense. Whenever you are coughing, you get cough medicine. So I guess Phillip figured that whenever he breathes, he needs a breathing treatment.
Phillip has azthma and seems to thoroughly enjoy the attention he gets from it. Sometimes he gets to be [...]

One Step Ahead

There are several baby products I have heard of or seen while visiting friends, that I had never seen in a store. Of course, I haven’t been to the big name baby stores, so that might be why. But today I stumbled upon a catalog that has just about any baby product you could imagine. [...]

One More Birthday

While backing out of a space at our apartment complex yesterday, we got pretty close to another car. Peter yelled out, “Hit it, Dad!” Luke said, “If we hit that car, we won’t be able to eat for 2 years because we’ll be paying for the car.” AM was talking about how long that would [...]

It’s Been a While

While reading history with AM, I learned that the Liberty Bell is 25 years older than the United States. I asked Luke if he knew that already, and he said, “no.” Then I came back with this bright statement, “Well, it’s been a while since this book was written. It has been longer than 25 [...]